Friday, December 30, 2005

NUN BUN THIEVES SUCK!

Thursday, December 29, 2005

ASIAN BIRD FLU SUCKS!

December 21 - December 28, 2005

THE HOLIDAYS SUCK UP ALL MY TIME LIKE A BLACKISH HOLISH THING!

MY APOLOGIES

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

BEING GOOSED BY A DALMATIAN SUCKS!

Monday, December 19, 2005

SELLING BALLOONS SUCKS!

Thursday, December 15, 2005

LOSING CONTROL OF YOUR RACE OSTRICH SUCKS!

His name is Lester. I bought him with my
Hurricane Katrina insurance refund check
instead of fixing my roof. He runs and runs.
If any of my neighbors were actually able
to live in their houses I bet they would be
all kinds of jealous. I am hoping to get some
contents money from FEMA so that I can
buy Lester a matching pimpin' jogging suit.
I mean, after all, he is doing all the jogging.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

RISING HEALTH CARE COSTS SUCK!

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

TOXIC RIVERS SUCK!

Thursday, December 8, 2005

2 CENT STAMPS SUCK!

Wednesday, December 7, 2005

MICROSOFT SUCKS!

Tuesday, December 6, 2005

WAR STRATEGIES SUCK!

Friday, December 2, 2005

MANILA SUCKS!

but they do make a mean folder

Thursday, December 1, 2005

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

BRIBERY SUCKS!

but old men crying because they got caught is actually kinda funny.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

SADDAM'S TRIAL SUCKS!

Friday, June17, 2005

THESE TWO SUCK!

Inventing the better fly trap.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

BONO SUCKS!

"Testing One, Two, Three, Fourteen"
Does he even think they are on?

Monday, June 6, 2005

FLOODS SUCK!

If you hold your ankles just right and Chen runs fast enough,
you can get some lift

Friday, June 3, 2005

LOSING TO THIS FREAKING DWEEB SUCKS!

It took several hours for a team of nine surgeons to remove that 20
from Dereck's anus

Thursday, June 2, 2005

THE STOCK MARKET SUCKS!

"I could have sworn he said seven"

Wednesday, June 1, 2005

KIDS MISSING SUCKS!

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

SPORT FISHING SUCKS!

Friday, May 27, 2005

FRENCH VOTERS SUCK!

Thursday, May 26, 2005

IRAN SUCKS!

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

BEING ABLE TO SMELL YOUR OWN BUTT FIRST HAND SUCKS!

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

FEDERAL JUDGES SUCK!

Monday, May 23, 2005

KOREA SUCKS!

Friday, May 20, 2005

DOLLS SUCK!

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

FILIBUSTERS SUCK!

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

CHOPPING DOWN RAINFORESTS SUCKS!

Monday, May 16, 2005

HURRICANE SEASON SUCKS!

Friday, May 13, 2005

TOP SENATORS SUCK!

Thursday, May 12, 2005

THROWING LIKE A GIRL SUCKS!

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

THE POPE SUCKS!

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

AMERICAN IDOL SUCKS!

Monday, May 9, 2005

IRAQ SUCKS!

Friday, May 6, 2005

TONY BLAIR SUCKS!

Thursday, May 5, 2005

MICHAEL JACKSON SUCKS!