Tuesday, April 3, 2007

TELETUBBIES SUCK!

Monday, April 2, 2007

SIBLING RIVALRY SUCKS!

Thursday, March 29, 2007

SHOWING UP FOR A PIE PARTY ONLY TO FIND OUT IT'S A PI PARTY SUCKS!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

GRAVITY SUCKS!

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

STAMPEDES SUCK!

Monday, September 11, 2006

CRAZY ASS SQUIRRELS SUCK !

Ok, so I went outside and I heard this really strange noise. It took me a couple minutes to pinpoint exactly where it was coming from but I finally looked up and there he was. This crazy ass squirrel, just sitting there making this strange noise. He was up there for about 20 minutes just making that noise and not moving. The whole time I was shooting this I was fully expecting him to launch off the roof, grab onto my head and start tearing my face off. Yeah, didn't happen.
(if you are having trouble viewing this video you are probably using Internet Explorer and I don't really care enough to investigate why. I mean, if you are using IE you probably just settle for crap anyway and my stuff is too awesome for some crappy browser. Get Firefox or something, then come talk to me)

Friday, August 25, 2006

BEING CROTCH HUGGED BY TOM CRUISE SUCKS!

Thursday, August 24, 2006

BEING A STAND IN SUCKS!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

GIVING UP YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL SUCKS!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

APPLYING LIPSTICK FROM THE INSIDE SUCKS!

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

FLOODS SUCK!

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

PLAYING KEEP AWAY FROM A TURTLE SUCKS!

Monday, June 26, 2006

CLEANING MY SUPER STREAM OFF YOUR SHOES SUCKS!

Thursday, June 22, 2006

WET WILLIES SUCK!

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

GETTING CAUGHT ON CAMERA SUCKS!

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

HAVING WEIRD FRIENDS SUCKS!

Monday, June 19, 2006

THAT GEORGE ISN'T WEARING DEODORANT SUCKS!

Friday, June 16, 2006

ICE CREAM STEALING SUMO WRESTLERS SUCK!

Wednesday, June 7, 2006

TELLING TURTLES THEY CAN FLY SUCKS!

Tuesday, June 6, 2006

PAPER CUTS SUCK!

Monday, June 5, 2006

LEMMINGS SUCK!

Sunday, June 4, 2006

FINDING YOUR HAT SUCKS!

Tuesday, May 2, 2006

SCARY PENGUIN, DUCK, WHATEVER COSTUMES SUCK!

Monday, May 1, 2006

INVASIVE SNAILS SUCK!

Thursday, April 27, 2006

WEARING DEAD BIRDS SUCKS!

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

TRYING TO FIND THE BATHROOM IN SUPERMAN'S HOUSE SUCKS!

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

NUKULER MELTDOWNS SUCK!

Monday, April 24, 2006

OSAMA SUCKS!

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

43-YEAR-OLD FRUITCAKES SUCK!

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

ALLERGIES SUCK!

Monday, April 17, 2006

OIL PRICES SETTLING ABOVE $70 A BARREL SUCKS!

Friday, April 14, 2006

USING DISNEY'S NEW ORLEANS AS A BACKDROP FOR YOUR NEW ORLEANS MAYORAL CAMPAIGN PHOTO SUCKS!

The Actual Site (well, for now at least)

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

COUNTING CHANGE IN SUBZERO TEMPERATURES SUCKS!

Monday, April 10, 2006

SUING DAN BROWN SUCKS!

Wednesday, April 5, 2006

BEING A TREAT FOR AN EWOK SUCKS!
(Thanks to Nicole V.)

Tuesday, April 4, 2006

SHOWING YOUR BAJINGO TO A BUNCH OF 8 YEAR OLDS AT THE KIDS' CHOICE AWARDS SUCKS!

Monday, April 3, 2006

PEEING A LITTLE DURING YOUR GYMNASTICS ROUTINE SUCKS!

Thursday, March 30, 2006

BEING AN 18 HOUR DRIVE AWAY FROM THE BABY PYGMY HIPPO SUCKS!

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

BEING ON THE GIANT FLOWER TESTICLE DECORATING COMMITTEE SUCKS!

Friday, March 24, 2006

LEPRECHAUNS SUCK!

Who all seen the leprechaun say YEAAAHHH!

Thursday, March 23, 2006

FRENCH PEOPLE SUCK!

Monday, March 20, 2006

MARCH MADNESS SUCKS!

Thanks, Jen!

Friday, March 17, 2006

PEOPLE WHO DON'T WEAR GREEN TODAY SUCK!

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

GETTING BLUED SUCKS!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

SCALING BACK MAD COW TESTING
WHILE ANNOUNCING A NEW CASE IN ALABAMA SUCKS!

Monday, March 13, 2006

KILLING YOUR WIFE SUCKS!

Thursday, March 9, 2006

RELAXING RULES ON ENDANGERED TURTLES SUCKS!

Wednesday, March 8, 2006

CHEERLEADERS SUCK!

Tuesday, March 7, 2006

SNEEZING SUCKS!

Monday, March 6, 2006

BEING MOCKED BY A MONKEY SUCKS!

Friday, March 3, 2006

FLORIDA NAZIS SUCK!

Thursday, March 2, 2006

WORLD BASEBALL SUCKS!

Wednesday, March 1, 2006

FEMA SUCKS!

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

BEING MOLESTED IN A BUNNY SUIT ALL MARDI GRAS DAY SUCKS!

Friday, February 24, 2006

BEES SUCK!

Thursday, February 23, 2006

THE UAE TAKING OVER PORTS SUCKS!

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

DEFENDING THE KATRINA RESPONSE SUCKS!

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

BEING A COMPLETE IDIOT SUCKS!

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

PEOPLE WHO DON'T SEND ME HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EMAILS SUCK!

Monday, February 13, 2006

RECORD BREAKING SNOWSTORMS SUCK!

Wednesday, February 8, 2006

U2 WINNING 14 (catorce) GRAMMY AWARDS SUCKS!

Tuesday, February 7, 2006

STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESSES RUINING MY TV NIGHT SUCKS!

Monday, February 6, 2006

MESSING UP YOUR DANCE ROUTINE IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE COURTROOM SUCKS!

Friday, February 3, 2006

ENRON SUCKS!

Thursday, February 2, 2006

FINDING OUT A GROUNDHOG IS NOTHING BUT A BIG RAT SUCKS!

Monday, January 30, 2006

RADIOACTIVE NUCLEAR WASTE SUCKS!

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

NO SHIT! MY DESIGN ON THE TIMES PICAYUNE FRONT PAGE!
(Of course I get no props but, hey, those that matter know, right?)

GET YOURS HERE!

Monday, January 23, 2006

FORD LAYOFFS SUCK!

Friday, January 20, 2006

SAUSAGE CAR WASHES SUCK!

Thursday, January 19, 2006

GIVING A TREE A LIFT TO WORK SUCKS!

Monday, January 16, 2006

HAVING MEAN PARENTS SUCKS!

Friday, January 13, 2006

A KNEE TO THE CROTCH SUCKS!

Thursday, January 12, 2006

BEING A POODLE SUCKS!

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

BOMBING STARBUCKS SUCKS!

Monday, January 9, 2006

USING DOGS FOR LOCOMOTION SUCKS!

Saturday, January 7, 2006

BEING IN A BEARSICLE SUCKS!

Friday, January 6, 2006

HAVING MAN BOOBS SUCKS!

Thursday, January 5, 2006

CANDY THROWING KINGS SUCK!

Wednesday, January 4, 2006

IRANI NUKES SUCK!